WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP!

THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.  ARE CUMBERBITCHES.  oh my god this is incredible.  look at Flea with the pipe!  and Kiedis’ crazy eyes.  this is like two awesome things unexpectedly colliding to be even more awesome.  

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Tea. (Taken with instagram)

still one of the best videos ever made

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An Invitation

this is for my sister.

colealtmann:

Joe Biden. Sam the Eagle. One in the same.

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"This is the time we live in. Everything moves so fast and life is noisy and complicated."

Midnight in Paris (via judithangulo)

"I see a rhinoceros!"

Dali! in Midnight in Paris

memories, updated to living color (or something)

oh, my dear dear city!

approx. 215 days until my return, after more than two years away.

birthday celebrations, graduation celebrations - oh it shall be quite something.

Taken with instagram

always.

prettybooks:

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Full disclosure: I’ve started wearing my scarves like this just so that I can do exactly this move.

cumbersmerch:

dogstooth:

I’ve reblogged this too many times, but I don’t care. LOOK AT THAT NECK.

Why would you even not reblog this..?

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I’m tempted to start a recurring little bit here - Tales of Homegirl.  

Just because it’s increasingly difficult for me to contain my utter astonishment/roiling hatred.  

Examples:

* I discovered yesterday, quite by accident, that Homegirl has stockpiled toilet paper not in the bathroom but in her bedroom.  Why, you may ask… I don’t know.  

* This is a real actual unadulterated quote: “I mean, I have a college degree - but I just can’t figure out how to use this vacuum!” (side note: it’s literally a push button.  You push a button and it’s on.  That’s it.)

Perhaps I’ll do this as letters! 

Dear Homegirl,

As my father strove to teach me for many years (eventually successfully, might I add), when the trash (or recycling, let’s be honest) is full… don’t put something on top of the can.  Take the trash out instead.  Also, if you put your foul-smelling juicer remnants or your uncooked chicken bits or anything else in the trash that is already smelly, chances are it’s going to get smellier… so just take it out.  This is how you engender good relationships with roommates.  

xoxo,

the guy who’s life you consistently make miserable just by your sheer perseverance on this planet.  

"This just shows you what culture is made of: it’s made of a bunch of accidents that then get solidified through human sentimentality into rituals."

Madeleine George (playwright/awesome person)